Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you (I just put whichever amused me most).



1. Your name: Chelsea
A truly unique creature who loves movies and dancing. She is fun to hang out with and always worth a few laughs. She tends to be very intense and does not like change. She needs to eat often so if you plan on spending the day with a Chelsea make sure you have set plans and plenty of snacks. A Chelsea can often be found crouched in a corner eating cream cheese with her fingers. If you would like to catch a Chelsea there are several things you can use as bait. Most effective would be snacks such as granola bars. If you do not have snacks on hand grab the nearest Mexican man you can find but be careful Chelsea's tend to bite when they are ready to mate.

"Man I am bored today I wish I had a Chelsea to play with."

2. Your age: 19
A cryptic term for "these nuts" from the french word for nineteen dix-neuf (pronounced dees nuff) sounding a lot like dees nuts.
Pick your favorite deez nutz phrase and replace with 19.
"Raise up off 19!" (2Pac)

3. A friend: Sharpie
The sort of thing you look up, when you are sitting at your desk, and see an actual sharpie, and are so bored that you decide to look it up, to see what other losers wrote about it, because if you dont know the definition anyways you are a dumbf***k
"Look at that sharpie, I wonder what it is"

4. What should you be doing? sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
"GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping."
"Those were sleeping noises grandma."

5. Favorite color: black
A word to define the cigar "Black & Mild" Usually used to "boost" the high after smoking marijuana.
"Say dog let's go get a black."

6. Hometown: Raleigh
boring little town full of suburbs. dont go there. go somewhere more dangerous like durham or winston salem. you might actually stay awake there. raleigh is full of preps too. people dont like white trash, but id rather be with a whole bunch of beer chuggin mullet wearers than the ibm engineer folks who flooded this town anyday. the white trash here is pretty open minded actually and fun. FUN!
bill: "hey lets stop here in raleigh and get something to eat."
bob: "or we could stop in smithfield and eat barbecue."
bill: "sounds good to me."

7. Month of your birthday: March
All people born in March are true inspirations, have imaginations that run wild and are go-getters. The month in which all of the true gangsters were born!
"Damn, she was born in March?! She's a true O.G."

8. Last person you talked to: mom
The foreman of your first residence, the baby factory.
878 Fallopian Lane
Uterus, MOM 12345

apparently nine disappeared

10. Your nickname: cotton candy
Pussy; the cotton being the hair, and the candy being the pink hole and surrounding pink areas.
Juggalo A: "Did she shave the cotton off?"
Juggalo B: "Hell yeah dog, straight candy."